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Date: 13.5.07 Time: 4:34 pm
RETARDED PARENTS QUIZ [x] You have to make your bed every day [x] You have to do chores. [x] You have a time that you have to get off the phone and computer [x] You have a bedtime. [ ] You have to earn your money. [x] You can't have friends over unless your room is clean [x] You can't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (has to be kept a secret) [ ] You can't be friends with someone unless your parents know them. TOTAL: 6 [ ] You can't go shopping by yourself [ ] Your mom tells you what to wear. [ ] You have to look for "good deals"on clothes, otherwise you can't buy it. TOTAL: 0 [x] You get grounded for stupid things. [x] You have a time limit for the computer/video games/tv. [x] You have to get along with your sibling otherwise you get grounded [ ] You have to share your room Total: 3 [x] You have to ask to go to a party in a few days advance. [ ] You can't go anywhere without a parent/adult. [ ] You can't stay home alone. [ ] You have a babysitter TOTAL: 1 [x] You're not allowed to have a tv/gaming system in your room. [ ] You can't be on the computerwithout someone watching your every move. [ ] You can't have a door in your bedroom TOTAL: 1 [x]Your parents get mad if you don't want to do something simple that they ask. [ ] You can't swim without an adult watching you. [ ] You can't have a friend of the opposite sex over, unless they are family. TOTAL: 1 OVERALL: 12/25 MY PARENTS CONTROL 60% OF MY LIFE!! LOL. got nothing better to say. Another quiz from jianfeng's blog quite long ago, [You're supposed to get below 30 points in total to be considered a GOOD kid; anything OVER & your BAD. [ ] smoked [ ] drink alcohol [ ] slept with someone of the opposite sex [x] Slept with someone of the same sex [ ] gotten into any fights [ ] kissed someone of the opposite sex [ ] kissed someone of the same sex [x] had someone in your room of the opposite sex [ ] scold vulgarities [ ] bought porn TOTAL: 2 [ ] taken drugs [ ] hate going to the doctors [x]lied to your parents [ ] lied to a friend [ ] sneak out of the house [x] done something illegal(downloading music?!) [ ] cut yourself [x] hurt someone [ ] wished someone to die [ ]seen someone die TOTAL: 3 [x] missed curfew [ ] stayed out all night [ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [ ] been to a therapist [ ] been to rehab [ ] dyed your hair [ ] received a ticket [ ] been in a wreck [ ] been to a club [] been to a bar TOTAL: 1 [ ] been to a wild party [ ] seen the Mardi Gras [ ] had a fight [ ] had a spring break in Florida [ ] sniffed anything [ ] wore black nail polish before [x] worn wrist bands [ ] wore t-shirts with band names [ ] wore black eyeliner [ ] own a 50 cent CD TOTAL: 1 [x] hugged someone of the opposite sex [x] hugged someone of the same sex [x] gone out with someone of the opposite sex [x] gone out with someone of the same sex [ ] stole something [ ] been too drunk to remember anything [x] blacked out(is being sick consider bad?) [ ] fainted [ ] had a crush on your neighbour [] had someone else snuck into your room TOTAL: 5 [] snuck into someone else's room [ ] had a crush on someone of the same sex [x] had gone and watched movies with friends [ ] dry humped someone [ ] been called a sl*t [ ] called someone a sl*t [ ] installed speakers in your car [ ] broke a mirror [] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house [] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush TOTAL: 1 [ ] consider Mac,Dr Dre, e40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper [x] seen an R rated movie( LOL. In camp, someone shown us movie) [x] going out with friends to the mall [ ]skipped school [ ] had an eating disorder [x] had hurt yourself [ ] gone to court [ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying [ ] caught something on fire [x] lied about your age TOTAL: 4 [ ] owned an apartment [ ] cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] cheated with someone [ ] got in trouble with the police [x] talked to a stranger [ ] hugged a stranger [ ] kissed a stranger [ ] rode in the car with a stranger [ ] been sexually harassed [ ] been verbally harassed TOTAL: 1 [ ] met face to face with someone you met online [x] stayed online for 12 hours straight [x] talked on the phone for more than 6 hours( IT’S 16HRS) [ ] watched TV for 12 hours straight [x] been to a fair [ ] been called a bad influence [ ] been cursed [x]prank called someone [ ] laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex [x] cheated on a test TOTAL: 5 [x] cheated on homework [x] held hands with someone of the same sex [ ] wants to be dead [ ] cuts yourself [ ] hate yourself [ ] had a crush on someone 10 years older than you [ ] had a crush on someone younger than you [ ] worn eyeliner [ ] worn contact lens [ ] laughed at someone who was seriously hurt TOTAL: 2 ALTOGETHER: 25 =D I’m a good kid! |